Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Smash My X-Box

These guys waited 55 hours to be the first to get their X-Box and then smash it. Sadly I watched the entire 20 minute video which was quite good.

Smash My X-Box

Captain Jack is back!
The little cannibal kid with the small fork and knife is too funny.

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Five of us went to 555 Congress street last weekend for Dinner. This place has some of the best service but at 500 dollars was a bit pricey. This was after we visited The Wine Bar on Wharf Street. Thankfully this place finally serves beer. They have dropped their once "snobby" attitudes and this is now a nice relaxing place to visit with good food.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Hey Grimmay!



Did you notice tonight that Locke was doing a crossword puzzle. The question was "Enkidu's friend." This sounds like it is from one of my favorite books, the Epic of Gilgamesh. I believe this is the first book ever written, from Mesopotamia.

The two of them fight Humbaba, the monster of the cedar forest. Humbaba is basically the man, and of course where I stole my original Everquest name from.

Eventually the two of them kill a sacred bull and one has to die for their interference. Enkidu becomes sick and near death is struck by visions.

Historically some have made Gilgamesh into a type of cult deity figure.
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Anyways, another thing is the crossword number is 42.

Below is the short version I copied and pasted because I know you want to read this Grimmay. What this has to do with Lost I have no idea.
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Gilgameth and Enkidu -- the short versionGilgamesh is the King of Uruk. His father is mortal and his mother is a goddess. However, because he is part mortal, Gilgamesh must eventually die, as he discovers and comes to accept during the course of the story. Gilgamesh is a bad ruler; he sleeps with all the women and takes away children from their families. His subjects ask the gods for help, and the gods have the goddess Aruru create a man, Enkidu, who will be almost Gilgamesh's equal.Enkidu comes to life in the wilderness. He is covered with hair, shaggy, wild like the wilderness. He eats grass with the gazelles and drinks water with the animals. A trapper is frightened by the sight of Enkidu and asks his father what to do, because Enkidu is freeing animals from the traps.His father advises him to go to Uruk, find Gilgamesh, and tell him of the wild man. Then he should ask for a harlot from the temple and bring her back with him. She will seduce Enkidu, and then the wild animals will reject him and he can be lured to civilization.The harlot does just that, seducing Enkidu, so he is rejected by the animals. She teaches Enkidu some of the ways of civilization, such as wearing clothing, eating bread and drinking wine. Then she tells him of the strength of Gilgamesh. Enkidu wants to meet and challenge Gilgamesh to a contest of strength.Enkidu hears how Gilgamesh is sleeping with all the women of Uruk, and he is shocked. He now wants to challenge Gilgamesh to conquer him and force him to behave properly. They struggle like equals, but finally Gilgamesh throws Enkidu, who loses his anger and recognizes Gilgamesh as a true king. They embrace and become best friends.Gilgamesh longs to perform great deeds, so his name will be remembered. He wants to go to the cedar forest and slay its guardian monster, Humbaba. Enkidu is terrified, because he knows Humbaba, but Gilgamesh insists, and they prepare for the journey.Enkidu's hand is paralyzed when he touches the cedar forest gate, but Gilgamesh helps him to continue. They have disturbing dreams, but nonetheless cut down a cedar tree. Humbaba approaches and they fight; Humbaba begs for his life, but they cut off his head.Gilgamesh washes himself and puts on clean clothes and his crown. He is so attractive that Ishtar, the goddess of love, wants to marry him. He refuses, quite rudely, pointing out how she had ruined the lives of her previous husbands. Ishtar is hurt and furious and she goes to her father, Anu, demanding that he send the Bull of Heaven (drought) to punish Gilgamesh. She threatens to smash down the gates to the underworld if her father does not comply. Anu sends the Bull of Heaven, but Enkidu catches it by the horns, and Gilgamesh kills it.Unfortunately, as Enkidu discovers in a dream, the gods are holding a council to determine who should die for these attacks on divinity: Gilgamesh or Enkidu. Naturally, since Gilgamesh is part divine and part human, while Enkidu is part human and part animal, the sacrifice, the judgment falls on Enkidu, who sickens and dies, at first cursing the harlot who led him to civilization, Gilgamesh and death, but then blessing her for the joy of friendship with Gilgamesh.Gilgamesh is distraught with grief and denial of death. First he keeps the body of Enkidu for a week, until the body became wormy. Then, he had him buried and wandered out from Uruk into the wilderness as a wild hunter, dressed in animal skins. Gilgamesh despairs for the loss of Enkidu, but also for his own death, which he now understands must come some day. Seeking to avoid death, Gilgamesh looks for Utnapishtim, the only human being who was granted eternal life by the gods. He wants to learn the secret of how to avoid death.Eventually, Gilgamesh comes to the entry to the land of the gods, an other-world, which is under a mountain, guarded by a Man-scorpion and his mate. Gilgamesh gains entrance to the mountain and travels for leagues in the dark until he arrives in the jeweled garden of the gods.Gilgamesh continues in his search for Utnapishtim and the secrets of life and death. He meets a divine wine-maker, Siduri, who gives him shelter and advises him to accept his human fate and enjoy life while he can. But he insists that he must find Utnapishtim, so she tells him that the boatman Urshanabi can take him across the Sea of Death to the place where Utnapishtim lives with his wife.After a complicated boat-trip, Urshanabi brings Gilgamesh to Utnapishtim, who tells his story. It is the story of the Flood (remarkably similar to the Flood story in Genesis). The point is, the Flood was a one time ever event, will never occur again, and the only reason Utnapishtim and his wife are now immortal is because the gods chose to make them so after they survived the flood. The final blow to Gilgamesh here is seven loaves of bread which Utnapishtim's wife made, one each day that Gilgamesh slept. He could not even stay awake for seven days; how could he ever hope to live forever?Utnapishtim's wife takes pity on Gilgamesh and asks her husband to tell him about the plant that can make him young again, if not immortal. Gilgamesh dives into the sea to pick the plant, but loses it later, while bathing, because a snake slithers up and eats it. Gilgamesh returns to Uruk with the boatman Urshanabi, and points out to him the mighty walls; this is the proper work of a human being, not the search for eternal life.The final segment of the story tells of the death of Gilgamesh and the mourning for him of all the people of Uruk.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Portland Dodgeball





Here are the first of probably many dodgeball pictures. The new league starts Dec 1st so hopefully we have enough teams. I hope we get a few Grimmay death shots here. Jenn was there so we will definately have some good shots. There will be some more pics after this.

Here are some additional pictures

Above we have me looking upset(yellow shirt)
Mike making a nice catch while dropping the ball
Andrew not quite getting that one while sarah laughs.
Grimmay giggling in the background

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Lost nativity scene?


Could this be a makeshift nativity scene from last week's episode?
It's probably just thrown in just to stir things up. The entire scene was not needed and while I was watching I was wondering why it was here.

Doom, Daywatch, December, and Deals

Here are some deals from Slickdeals: Those are some very good prices. This luggage is also very well priced.

Daywatch trailer is out. This is part of a trilogy that looks very well shot. As of yet these are not available in the States. Atleast this gives me some use for all those years of Russian.

Doom was quite an enjoyable film. There is a 15 minute part of the film shot in first person that is well worth the price of admission. We had the theatre to ourselves so got to yell at the Rock and the zombies. Sorry old guy behind us, didn't see you.

December: I don't know what its been the last three years, but these Winters have been brutal. December usually brings us a nice batch of Arctic cold where you go outside for 30 seconds to turn on your car and wish you had a remote car starter. For me this is especially tough as I walk to work an hour a day. I have a car but would rather just walk. I do drive a lot in the Winter ofcourse.

Anyways, to sum up.
Winter=bad
Doom=fun
Zombies-->scary
The Rock-->good actor?
Slickdeals=Best site on the net
Daywatch-->cool film I may have to try to find on Ebay.

Sunday, November 06, 2005

One Jarhead and one Time Traveler's Wife


Jarhead, Welcome to the Suck. A good film basically about nothing. I guess you can call this the Seinfield of War movies. Jake Gyllenhaal was amazing. I don't always see him as Donnie Darko now. Once you make such a cult movie like that its hard to be taken seriously again. He's the real deal as is Jamie Foxx and Peter Sarsgaard. A good cast for a good movie.
Is Jarhead the Academy Award powerhouse it was billed as? Nope. Its good but not that good.

Time Traveler's Wife

I finished this finally. While reading this I also started the Historian, Fast Food Nation, The Rule of Four and a couple other books. The Time Traveler's Wife is a great book. It's worthy of me writing about it here which I rarely do about books. This is a science fiction love story. It is a hard core love story and a hard core science fiction story. What this book does is combine the two genres and I am hoping captures both audiences. The style of the story is very fast with sometimes one page chapters.
Why is this such a good novel? First off, the author actually writes a good time travel piece. It is soo hard to write a time travel story. The variables eventually become far too confusing and the sheer weight of what is happening, what happened and what will happen if the character does this as opposed to that normally lead the story to become too confusing or too dumbed down. It is normally too hard to do. I was worried at first as the first 20 pages make no sense until you read the next twenty pages. I have a tough time even writing this review as this story is very complex.
In short the protagonist travels in time with no control. He travels to important events in his past or future, normally past. He eventually meets his future wife when she is six years old and kind of watches and helps her grow up through the years. Eventually she finds him when she grows up but he has not gone back in time to see her yet at that age. You know what? I'm not even going to try to explain it. Lets just say its science fiction at its best. Unlike something like Doctor Who, when Henry travels back in time he can speak to himself. When older Henry travels back in time he is naked and has no clue where he is. I liked the scene where he is in the dark and he hears "Do you want a cookie Henry?" His 9 year old self is sitting there. Sometimes he hangs out with himself, his future wife and even his future daughter. The book brilliantly foreshadows Henry's death early on. His daughter cries when she sees him, he sees himself one night all bloody for a few moments then it goes away. The reason this works is that you know he is going to die but the book has 300 pages or so to build up the emotional impact of this. It really works. Why does his wife's father and brother see Henry and look like they have seen a ghost? There are many mysteries here. I can't believe the author made a coherent story out of this.

I like how at his wedding Henry looks out the window and sees himself giving him the thumbs up. Sometimes Henry helps himself out which is pretty funny. At one point Henry receives a startling call in the night from himself "help me!"

When Henry's mother dies in a car crash all that little Henry can see is himself at different ages, watching. He cannot stop time traveling to this moment. He is in the car next to them, on the bridge looking down, and basically everywhere. This scene eventually turns into a nightmare for poor Henry he can never escape.

I did find some huge errors by the author in the form of contradictions. I can't for the life of me remember what they were but they were pretty big.

Saturday, November 05, 2005

FPS Doug You run faster with the knife!

More Painful Videos!

FPS Doug!

More Pain, Graphic

Silly but well done

Mini Tsunami but still scary

I got the flu for the first time in 7 years or so. Three weeks later I am finally feeling a bit better. Just making it through work was tough and a recent business trip was very tough. I had begun telling people "I don't get sick" whenever asked about flu shots etc. That was silly.
I haven't had too much time for this site as I have been getting home from work and going to bed. Hopefully soon.