Mcdonald's

Sigh, My 7 year streak is about to end. Grimmay asked me if I wanted any Mcdonald's for breakfast. I have a Mcgriddle and some hotcakes on the way! This will end my 7 years of no Mcdonalds, Burger King, KFC etc. If anyone has seen Super Size Me they know how evil this food can be. It's toxic and will kill you. Anyways I don't want to lecture about stuff like that. It's not too late for me to stop and give the breakfast to my other roomie. I could throw it outside and watch the seagulls have a battle for the hotcakes(I bet average seagull life expectancy has dropped). I could do a bunch of things but in about an hour I will be sitting here with Mcgriddle and hotcakes in my belly, probably rolling on the floor from the Micky D cramps as we call them. I fondly remember all the hotcakes and bacon eggs and cheese biscuits I enjoyed a youth. I remember the happy meals, toys, Mcdonanld's playland, box'o cookies. Damn, now that I think of it I have a lot of Mcdonald's memories. In college I was worse. 25c Tuesdays was a great day of the week. 25c burgers. I would feel like the guy from Animal House ("I'd like 10,000 marbles please"). In Manchester New Hampshire they had a fishbowl at our local Mcdonalds adding a touch of class as we inhaled our toxic dinners. It was avery nice fishbowl, huge filled with all kinds of cool little fishies. Oh yea, what in the world is in a Mcnugget!, seriously, you know it's not chicken.
Thanks to my sister I did some serious dieting and changed the ways I ate. To get back to something I mentioned earlier. Micky D cramps. I was in Montrael with some buddies after a long night of drinking. We had a good night, even met Samuel L Jackson who was very nice. We were as happy as could be. We ordered some Mcdonald's at like 4 am. In Montrael they have cheese and gravy on their fries! MMMM MMMM good. After about 15 minutes I got the Mcdonald's cramps and they were bad. I was like I need to go to the hospital! My buddies were like, No man, you're cool, It's just the Mickdy D cramps we get them all the time. WTH is up with that! That's not cool at all. That was the last time I ate there.
I know someone will probably remind me I worked at Burger King for two years, ate a ton of Bk food, had a blast and met a bunch of cool people. I'm not just anti Mcdonald's but basically against all fast food. Stop eating it my friends, watch super size me, cook your own food and live long healthy lives so you can keep reading my blog! Food's here, I smell hotcakes!